Jun 0001
Forearm Strikes
Your opponent's next move loses 15% Grapple and Speed.
Body Slam
Ichabod Wahoo hooks MILF MAN around the waist, hoisting them up with raw power before driving them spine-first into the canvas with a thunderous body slam that shakes the ring, drawing boos from the crowd as both heels refuse to give an inch this early in the match.
Snap Suplex
Your moves gain +5% Speed this match.
Bearhug
Your next move gains +30% Power.
MILF MAN exploits an opening with clinical precision, hooking Ichabod Wahoo's head and snapping them over with a textbook suplex that echoes through the arena. The technically sound execution draws jeers from the crowd as Ichabod Wahoo arches their back in pain, while MILF MAN quickly rolls to their feet, smirking at their handiwork.
Hammerlock
Your opponent's next move loses 15% Aerial and Brawl.
Kicks
MILF MAN methodically wrenches Ichabod Wahoo's arm behind their back, applying a textbook hammerlock with calculated precision. The technical submission draws jeers from the crowd as MILF MAN torques the shoulder joint, forcing Ichabod Wahoo to grimace and reach desperately for the ropes while MILF MAN maintains perfect positioning.
Belly-to-Belly Suplex
If your last move was Grapple, this gains +30% Grapple.
Power Slam
MILF MAN clinches Ichabod Wahoo in a tight waistlock, wrenching viciously before hoisting them overhead with precise technique and slamming them brutally to the canvas with the belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd jeers both competitors as MILF MAN maintains the aggressive advantage, leaving Ichabod Wahoo clutching their back in pain.
Boston Crab
Tiger Feint Kick
Your moves gain +15% Speed.
MILF MAN methodically turns Ichabod Wahoo onto his stomach, stepping through the legs with technical precision before sitting back deep into a textbook Boston Crab, wrenching the lower back and spine as Ichabod Wahoo claws desperately at the canvas, the crowd jeering both competitors as the submission hold is locked in tight.
Arm Wringer
Your opponent's next move loses 35% Brawl.
Spinning Heel Kick
Your opponent's next move loses 35% Power.
MILF MAN methodically applies the arm wringer with cold precision, wrenching Ichabod Wahoo's shoulder joint at an excruciating angle while maintaining perfect technical control. The heel-on-heel encounter draws jeers from the disgusted crowd as MILF MAN viciously cranks the hold tighter, forcing Ichabod Wahoo to grimace in pain and drop to one knee.
MILF MAN ascends to the top turnbuckle while Ichabod Wahoo lies helpless below, launching into The Krusher with vicious precision. The impact drives Ichabod Wahoo into the canvas, and the referee counts three as the crowd boos both competitors mercilessly.